The Deranged Wish Game

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Postby PimpingWolfwood on Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:22 pm

Granted. They are extremely hot, and catch on fire.

I wish I could do that one trick.
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Postby melonmuncher on Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:34 pm

You can now do that one trick but you forgot how to do that other trick now...

I wish I had a monkey butler...
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Postby Fysk on Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:01 pm

Granted. Your monkeys now have someone to bring them drinks and say "Very good, sir". Unfortunately, there's nobody left for you.

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Postby Wiggin on Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:33 pm

It does, but your keyboard and mous break in the excitment.

I wish all steak was perfect.
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Postby Fysk on Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:36 pm

Granted. From the point of the cow, a perfect steak is a living one. Your meal wanders off to chew some grass.

I wish I could get things without having to work for them.
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Postby Wiggin on Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:17 am

Granted, but whatever you get is never worth anything.


I hope my team can win our game today.
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Postby Xarous on Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:50 pm

Granted.

But they never win again!


I wish I was better at eating snow!
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Postby Wiggin on Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:58 pm

We better win again. We won 12-19 saturday!

You get great at eating snow, but sadly it only when falling face first into it while attempting to ski.

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Postby Xarous on Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:02 am

Granted


But you are not ready for the rest of your life.



I wish all teams would lose! All of them!
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Postby melonmuncher on Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:42 pm

Granted but all types of teams, not just sports, dissipate and the world as we know it ends. Sucks...

I wish I could learn how to play my guitar faster...
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Postby Xarous on Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:24 am

Granted

You learn how to play faster but never better....Boy do you suck!
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Postby melonmuncher on Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:07 am

I wish Xarous would make a wish :wink:
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Postby Xarous on Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:19 am

Granted


But he doesn't make anymore....


[spoiler]Just Kidding, sorry about that earlier! I wish I was 20 feet tall.[/spoiler]
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Postby PimpingWolfwood on Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:40 pm

Granted, but everything else in the world scales up to match you.

I wish I knew the hot goth chick's name.
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Postby Xarous on Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:19 am

Granted


But she still hates you.



I wish I knew a hot goth girl.
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Postby melonmuncher on Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:55 am

Granted, but you become so infatuated that you become a guy

I wish it was summer vacation again...
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Postby PimpingWolfwood on Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:33 am

Granted, but time explodes and you get AIDs.

I wish for a bag of pennies. A big one.
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Postby Kerallyn on Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:19 pm

Granted, but it's so heavy you drop it and the pennies spill out into a wishing well. You're arrested trying to fish them out.

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Postby melonmuncher on Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:51 pm

granted but you garner the attention if a great many bulls...

I wish I was taller!
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Postby j12601 on Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:26 pm

Granted,
But you will spend the remainder of your days reciting Skee-lo lyrics.

I wish I had a fully functional jet pack.
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Postby Xarous on Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:12 am

Granted


But your name changes to Deathless.


I wish I was a superhuman superhero!
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Postby melonmuncher on Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:22 am

Granted but now you must spend all your days helping people... which sucks I guess...

I wish I knew what x equals...
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Postby Fysk on Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:31 am

It equals 4. Always. Maths as you know it collapses.

I wish I could get up later on weekdays.
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Postby Xarous on Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:44 pm

Granted but you have go without sleep on the weekends.



I wish I knew what my imaginary friend is doing right now...
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Postby Kerallyn on Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:18 pm

Granted, but now your imaginary friend has to kill you.


I wish for whirled peas.
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Postby j12601 on Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:54 pm

Granted, but you eat them and then you die. Of dysentary.

I wish I could figure out a way to take naps while sitting up, not moving much, and keeping my eyes open. It could come in quite handy at work.
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Postby Xarous on Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:56 am

Granted

But you get fired anyways.

I wish I would remember to wish something on the end of these things.
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Postby j12601 on Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:24 pm

Granted, but you end up wishing for crotch itch.

I wish the internet filter at my job did not block KoL.
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Postby Tichondrius on Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:44 pm

Granted, but your homepage at work will be permanently changed to goatse.

I wish for moosecock.
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Postby j12601 on Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:00 am

Granted, but it goes straight in the back door, tears through your insides, and pops out of your mouth, skewering you quite painfully.

I wish I did not have insomnia tonight.
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Postby melonmuncher on Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:21 pm

Granted but you go into an eternal slumber

I wish I had more doritos :/
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Postby PimpingWolfwood on Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:47 pm

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Granted, but they are stale.

I wish I had facial hair that would do my bidding.
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Postby melonmuncher on Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:13 pm

Granted but it scares everyone away

I wish I had no homework...
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Postby Tichondrius on Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:01 am

Granted, but your math teacher will turn into a flesh-eating zombie every tuesday.

I wish for this moosecock to un-skewer me.
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Postby sirswank on Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:19 pm

granted but you're still split from asshole to bellybutton



i wish for the moosecock to skewer Tichondrius again
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Postby j12601 on Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:35 am

granted, but that moose is checking you out with a "you're next" look on his face.

I wish for a snow day tomorrow. Two months early.
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Postby melonmuncher on Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:34 pm

Granted but you forgot to get food beforehand so you starve in the snowstorm that ensues...

I wish I had a sparkly pink pony with a taatoo on its butt
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Postby j12601 on Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:30 pm

Granted.
You have it for dinner. It's delicious.

I wish the scary 'nam vet style guy and his 400 pound wife who live in the condo below mine would move to a different state.
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Postby melonmuncher on Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:48 am

Granted.
But in their place moves in a couple who do nothing but scream at each other and make screaming babies...

I wish I would stop getting all this spam email from crap colleges... I'm still a junior in high school sheesh.
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Postby YaYaMcG on Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:45 am

Granted, but you never get into college and turn out like me.

I wish everyday was Saturday.
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Postby PimpingWolfwood on Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:09 pm

Granted. The world explodes.

I wish someone would braid my hair.

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Postby Jellyman on Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:32 pm

Granted...but its by that guy who holds the guiness world record for worlds longest fingernails.

I wish I could bring back the dead.
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Postby melonmuncher on Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:47 am

Granted but that guy that annoyed the hell outta you in school, will never die.

I wish I could fly...
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Postby Tagliatelle on Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:15 am

Granted. Someone pushes you out of a plane and you 'fly' for about thirty seconds before realising you don't have a parachute.

I wish booking holidays was easy and stress-free.
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Postby hockeymax19 on Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:47 pm

Granted but you will never have a holiday again.


I wish I could speak Norwegian.
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Postby melonmuncher on Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:35 am

Granted but you forget english.

I wish I had red hair.
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Re: The Deranged Wish Game

Postby Spaz on Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:16 am

granted, but it's red because it's on fire

I wish that puppies and kittens could have babies together
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Re: The Deranged Wish Game

Postby hockeymax19 on Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:31 pm

Granted, but the babies grow up to eat your own children.

I wish Spaz would grant this wish for me.
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Re: The Deranged Wish Game

Postby Spaz on Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:55 pm

i do. . . . but it wasn't really what you wished for

I wish super smash brothers brawl was out now.
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Re: The Deranged Wish Game

Postby ashamalee on Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:41 am

It's out! But oh it fails on so many levels!

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