ID | Name | Brief | Notes | Description | Image | Updated |
6 | Accordion Thief | AT | Pure buffing class with well-rounded choices, but a limit of 3 at once. | The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies." |  | Jun 18 |
5 | Disco Bandit | DB | | The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie. |  | Jun 16 |
3 | Pastamancer | PM | | With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the world. |  | Jun 16 |
4 | Sauceror | SR | Buffing class with an emphasis on defense. | Long engaged in an uneasy truce with the Pastamancers, the guild of Saucerors protects the secrets of the Ancient Brotherhood of Gravymakers. Their Mysticality is their most important attribute. |  | Jun 18 |
1 | Seal Clubber | SC | Pure combat class with emphasis on attack and defense. | Seal Clubbers hail from the frigid Northlands, because one character class always hails from the frigid Northlands. They rely on their Muscle to survive. |  | Jun 18 |
2 | Turtle Tamer | TT | Buffing class with emphasis on adding familiar weight. | The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to his long lifespan. |  | Jun 18 |
Total | 6 |